Monday, September 20, 2010

Top 10 Pet Peeves

pet-peeve #1 Texting or calling me when you know I am busy. Self-explanatory.

#2 Repeating yourself. I heard you the first time. If I don’t comment or continue with that line of conversation then I’m not interested – or how many times do we have to go through this same conversation?

#3 Repeating me. ???? Don’t repeat what I’ve said because you have nothing to say yourself.

#4 Expecting me to be nice to you when you’ve pissed me off. This is a no-brainer people. Piss me off and I’m pissed off. Don’t piss me off and I’ll be nice to you. Even if I don’t like you.

#5 Me being nice to someone that has pissed me off. Trying to be nice is a downfall of mine. I’ll keep being nice until the Wrath of Kay surfaces. Not pretty. (also see #4)

#6 People that feel the need to change me. read: reduce me to their level. Reverse psychology also doesn’t work on me. Hell, forward psychology doesn’t work either so don’t bother.

#7 People trying to sell their version of religion to me. Share it. If I am interested I will listen with an open mind and heart. If not, shut the fuck up.

#8 People who try to explain politics to me (also see #7). I don’t get it, obviously because I don’t care.

#9 Doing exactly what I ask you to NOT do. Maybe you should try #3 just to make sure YOU understand.

#10 Trying instead of actually doing something. Okay, trying to vacuum or clean doesn’t fly with me. Either you did or you didn’t. Vac broken, you didn’t vacuum. I tried to clean but didn’t do a very good job, you hit the high spots and gave up.

Have a great day my peoples!

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