Only because it is Thursday and my ADD is kicking in worse than usual. Why does my hair, when it grows out from me using clippers, insist of turning into a mullet? I mean, seriously, just because I’m from Mississippi doesn’t mean my hair has to look like it. Bad enough I’m in the North with a thick, sickly sweetened Southern accent.
When growing up I constantly heard that I needed to stop worrying about things later and worrying about them now AND “don’t worry, give it to God” or “worrying is a sin”, yet I gave Him my phone bill and it still isn’t paid. So, do I worry or not? Come on peoples, pick one so I know what to do.
Sad when I think that my two favorite retorts today are “It appears that alcohol was involved.” and “It appears that a man was involved.” Worse when they become “It appears that alcohol and a man were involved.”
My mother didn’t call me on my birthday. Okay, so we have been playing phone tag since Saturday and it makes me worry that I haven’t been able to get in touch with her or received a call since Monday. I am trying not to worry, but that isn’t going well.
Strange how when you’re home you want to be somewhere else. When you are somewhere else, you want to be at home. WTF?
And…why can I not get rid of this belly pooch. I am thin except for this belly. It has gone from just being a little overhang on my jeans to a brand – Dunlap. Ugh. I appear to be in my first trimester, at 49? I am practicing a new posture technique I call ‘suck a gut’.
My daughter and best friend are having lunch together today. I am jealous.
The sun is deceptive today here in New Hampshire. Its still freaking cold out there.
Okay, so I’m bored with this so ta-ta for now!
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