You have the right to remain silent.
I have the right to remain silent, however, you must answer all my questions and yes, there are wrong answers even if it is the truth. Depends solely on my mood and what I choose to believe at the time.
Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in the court of law.
I will twist and turn what you so around so that everything that comes out of your mouth is my weapon. If necessary, it will go to court.
You have the right to speak to an attorney.
My attorney.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
Just kidding. Hope you find a good one and can afford them.
Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?
Even if you do, they are subject to change as I see fit, depending on my mood and what I want.
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