Rules, Rules, Rules

Boy my roommate has so many rules. Rules about this, rules about that -  rules, rules, rules.

Stuff like if you spill something clean it up. Dirty a dish, wash it. Clean as you cook. Rinse the bathroom sink out after using it. Hang your wet towel up on the rack. Dry the dishes and put them away when you are through. Turn off lights that you aren’t using. If you’re not watching the television then turn it off. Make your bed when you get out of it. Dirty clothes go in the hamper, clean clothes get hung up or put away immediately…

I am in pure heaven! I am living with someone that doesn’t have to worry about me breaking the rules.

There a few rules that I am having trouble with though.

Drinking enough water. I have orders (hehe) to drink two bottled waters a day. TWO!?

I also have to drink at least one glass of juice a day and am not allowed to live off of tv dinners and English muffins.

The one that gets me is that I cannot get out of bed before 5 in the morning. WTF. For some reason it bothers G for me to get up earlier than him and have coffee ready. I would fix his breakfast for him but he says it throws off his morning routine. I can understand not getting up with him at 4:30 and being in his way, but sheesh I have to lay in bed forever since I wake up at 3:30 for some reason.

He did let me cook breakfast for him this morning. He didn’t get off work until 11 last night and had to be at work at 7 this morning.

I have to say, even with his rules, I have the coolest roommate in the world!