Tuesday Ten - A Day Late

I have a love/hate relationship with my ability to listen and actually hear what people are saying. Worse yet, I remember what they say.

1. There is no lock on the bathroom door here. I mean, come on - even tourists like a little privacy.

2. There is always two sides to every story. Get three guys together in one place and there are 6 sides to the story. The good thing is that if you listen the truth unfolds. Its not always pretty either.

3. Omission of facts is comparable to the fog that grounds planes. You can see what is in front of you, but not the whole picture. This is about as close to lying as it gets without actually lying.

4. How does a vacuum cleaner just disappear? They bought it, put it together and now no one can find it. I have resolved myself to the fact that if I don't want to keep walking on food and other crap on the floor that I am going to have to sweep the carpets.

5. MRB has more clothes, shampoos and body washes than MES. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. I am not kidding when I say that he can honestly go for 2 months without ever having to wash a thing. When did men start using scrubbies in the shower? That is wrong in too many ways. If he starts buying makeup, I'm going to lose it.

6. Being divorced and living with your ex has a lot of advantages. My favorite advantage is the ability to say "go fuck yourself, I'm not your wife". :)

7. I finally ordered my contacts. In a few days I'll actually be able to see.

8. Seriously love text messages from FEH. Usually they have pictures of my grandson. Sometimes they are just funny - "Mom, send money. My bra broke."

9. My boobs hurt. Wonder if they're finally growing?

10. I need a ride to the laundry mat.